3-13-20xx Thanks to all who send pics of their lunches and dinners over via email, although I worry about some of your healths. Who in the world is eating lucky charms with water, and at a time like this…!!! But I’m not one to judge…

3-12-20xx I wish Mini Game Island was a real place I could visit. I wouldn’t even play all too much, moreso I would probably just hang around and watch other people play them. Sometimes that’s the best way to have fun, is to just sit there. The weather seems pretty good there too. If it was real, I mean.

3-11-20xx New stuff comes out today, a new hoodie, a new t-shirt, and a new CD.

3-10-20xx What the fuck, was I thinking…, when I fucked my life up…?,

3-9-20xx Another day of drowning in thoughts and visions of today and tomorrow… But when it’s so beautiful out, and it’s so beautiful out every day, why drown at all? There’s always dry land, even with the snow melting. The snow is always melting, seemingly… It’s so beautiful out, every day, why drown, at all… I love US today…

3-8-20xx Welcome visitors of the blog! Welcome to this incredible Sunday afternoon, I hope we’re all sitting in a car at some point today with the windows wide open. NYC is suffering from it’s greatest temperature of 2026, so I am sure many of us are celebrating this romance by none other than being romantic… We have some new music CD’s coming out this month and next month that I’m really excited about, some New York stuff and some stuff from elsewhere too… Of course people when they think CD’s, they go, “Who has CD’s anymore” and they tend to look at you odd. But they are just great, CD’s. If you’re in a car with a CDplaya in it, why not take this opportunity to throw some Odd Numbers on, or maybe The Title. Could make a day exceptionally more heavenly, if one were to weigh the measurements of the finer things of the fucken’ shit of the bastards…. But i digress…!

3-7-20xx I just took one of the longest walks of the year so far. Once NYC hits 50 degrees, you know the folks are gonna come out and walk. And on a Saturday? Just forget about it. But it was awesome. What’d you do today? New stuff coming soon, plus some new posters and stickers and keychains and things. Random ass shit, as per usual. Fingerboards, skate boards, the like…

3-6-20xx Castlevania of your fucken’ life.

3-5-20xx Castlevania of your life

3-4-20xx My computer is running so slow that blogging is almost not an option but we must keep calm and keep saying fuckit… But there’s still nothing to say. Thanks to the winner of yesterday’s contest, will be sending your order out today. It’s about time for supper over here in the LES, so I will be attending to that soon.

3-4-20xx Belts come out today. Wednesday is the day always… Nothing new to be said there. If you read this in time and want to get a free belt, send an email to e@sex-emo.com and tell me how your day is going. On my end nothing is happening so much today that it’s worth typing about, but typing never ends for me. As you can damn well tell!!! But it’s a good life, typing.

3-3-20xx Will you still love me when I’m broke as shitt? Do you love me now with all my findings? I know the answer, do you? Do you listen when I’m yelling about coins? Does a phrase change a thing, can I change the world, or were the pop punkers right all this time…???

3-2-20xx New things coming soon to the world… Not necessarily always through sex-emo.com, I just mean in general there are new things coming soon into this world. Like all types of random ass shit. I’m not even really trying to be silly or anything, it’s just what I’m expecting.

3-1-20xx Took a few days off the blog to take a vacation. But back to blogging new. What’s new in this universe…? Well, we have some new belts coming out soon, some new hoodies, shirts, a couple new cd’s coming out from some awesome artists from NYC and UK. But that’s all boring stuff. I am feeling refreshed from the trip… Lots of water and warm weather and swimming. Back to the cold of NYC, but it isn’t as bad as it was a week ago. And even if so, there’s only so much stuff to complain about from day to day… Yet the things to be happy about are endless…Unlimited…

2-24-20xx I don’t get excited to only be talking about snow, but hey it happens. What else is there to say sometimes? Do you want to know what AVGN video is in the TV at a time, what Passion Pit song is playing, get real, it’s all boring… But life is boring no matter what the season… It’s all the same, optimism or not, take it or leaf. The trees get old and crappy regardless. When the spring springs, though… It’s good anyways to attempt to look at the positif. The positif is more important than the negatif. Skate montages coming soon though.

2-23-20xx More snow, it’s never stopping.

2-22-20xx Another big round of snow coming here in NYC. It has gotten tiresome. But I guess it gives me more time to blog! Just kidding… More than anything I’m missing skating and standing barefoot in the grass. If you’re able to do either of those things right now then take advantage of your current life. I saw grass yesterday for the first time since the snowfall earlier this month, and already it’s going to get covered back up. Life is unfair like this, and the things that are truly out of your control are the most frustrating. I’m looking at snow fall to the sidewalk outside as I write this, and I wish there was a city-wide sized umbrella to shield any more accumulation. But once the weather is nice I suppose I will be manically happy for a little bit. I can’t even imagine what that’s going to feel like, to be able to walk barefoot on grass again… To pivot fakie barefoot again… I’m becoming a hippie with every bad season, it seems…

2-21-20xx Thanks to all who emailed for the contest two days ago, the winner has been messaged. Now moving on… It’s Saturday! And here I am blogging lol… Bleh. No, it’s totally OK. There’s always stuff to do and there’s always stuff to be stressed out over and there’s always stuff to be excited for. Sometimes it’s all the same. Today feels cool. More snow to come here tomorrow, so in a way it’s putting on a mask of happiness at least to the degree that it can be until we possibly get sheltered in our house for days at a time. All there is to do is sit and drink coffee and water. But hey, maybe where you are is much nicer.

2-20-20xx Pivot Fakie… That is all.

2-19-20xx There is new stuff on the webstore every Wednesday. Nothing will be removed from the shop, but once it sells out, it’s probably gone forever. Doing a big drop every once in awhile sucks, and who the hell cares? It’s cooler to have something coming out all the time. Also it helps to keep the site updated, which, keeping a site updated is a pain in the ass… Obviously nobody is reading this shit! And if you are, send a message RIGHT NOW with the date and tell me about your day and I’ll send you some free crap. But yeah… That’s whats’a going on tonight. January and February are about done, a drop every week so far (plus some others… Our first drop was January 1st). It sucks to do it pre-order style… Generally we get orders shipped out next day (or day-of, depending on when you place the order), and if you’ve ordered from us, you’ve more than likely gotten it within a few days (if you never got your order BTW it means there was an issue, and feel free to contact us e@sex-emo.com). With things like the plush figures and sometimes hoodies we will do a preorder, and nothing is worse. Coming from somebody who has bought shit on the internet for most of my life, it sucks waiting on something for any chunk of time, and being on the other side, it sucks knowing somebody is waiting on you… Nevertheless, the plush figures and hoodies have all been shipped, and the 300SkullsandCounting CD’s will be shipping beginning of March, and after that mostly everything the next few months will be preorder-less. And that’s how it should be. Because me, the guy who writes the blog, is the same guy who ships your orders… And having orders to send to people on a regular basis makes me happy. If you have any issues with orders, or if you have anything you’d like to see added to the site or the store, contact us. e

2-18-20xx A Jedi knows not these things, well a Jedi knows not a lot of nothing much of the time, it seems. When can I look forward to a journey, to adventure…? I don’t even want to be a Jedi anyways, I’m not tryin to be evil either, but if I have to pick and choose, hey, I’d like to adventure once in awhile if I could.

2-17-20xx My book is coming out soon detailing the rise and fall of this blog. It will probably just be copy pasted style of this whole blog. I think it will come out early next year, once I’m done writing it.

2-16-20xx Supposedly today is another holiday, but I care much less about this one. It’s not really one for anything I really care about anyways, I mean good lord, I doubt I’ll ever run for president in this lifetime, so what do I even really give a damn for? But that doesn’t mean it can’t be a day of celebration in some way. You can make your own holiday, you can go your own way. Today I may eat granola and tomorrow I may eat beef. The separation enough is kind of a celebration, don’t you think…?

2-15-20xx So much chocolate… Just the greatest feeling of awesomeness… Check in tomorrow…

2-14-20xx Happy Holiday to all that celebrate. If you don’t, then maybe you could think it’s actually rather much so something that is worth it to think about in a considerable position, as in when one is faced with these things in a vulnerable situation regarding things such as, love and the like,,, because of course these things are give and take, such as, love and the like,,, and it’s so easy to say things as in, it’s not a real holiday, and, when worse comes to shove, it’s all, and all things are all, about love… Isn’t life wild in that way…?

2-13-20xx It’s Friday, which is something to dance about to, but I’m not ready to dance yet. There’s still a ton to do, but there always is. So what part of the day do you fit the dancing in? Or even the karaoke, nonetheless…

2-12-20xx Sometimes there’s nothing to do but to be down on yourself, the key is to make this session last as briefly as possible. If you feel fat then feel fat, but make it quick. If you’re dumber than a box of nothing, then be it, but brevity is the soul of something. Mine lasted a bit too long today, and I sacrificed time in which I could have been petting the good cat, or making a sauce of sorts, or doing No Comply tricks (weather permitting). Today will be better though. Maybe I’ll start the sauce in the saucepan early and give the good cat some extra mindfulness.

2-11-20xx Today I will reap the benefits of a long walk, I think. Maybe I will skate, too? Imagine doing both in a day? Life is fun when you can make these kinds of choices. All plush orders are out today, and hopefully the hoodies will be out tomorrow (HOPEFULLY). Thanks always for your patience.

2-10-20xx I had to choose between a really long walk and a really brief skate session today. I chose the latter because it has been awhile since I was able to. I do love taking a walk from my apartment in downtown NYC to the Times Square area, it’s only a few miles but it feels like a journey. Like walking through the entire map in a Zelda game or something. Skating gives me a different kind of buzz… It feels more like I get enjoyment from emulating skaters I think are cool. Like I’ll watch Mike Carroll skate a miniramp and then I’ll go do a few backside disaster stalls to feel like that. But I guess when I’m walking I feel like Link, or Ness, or god forbid LUCAS… Tomorrow may be a long walk day though. The weather has been rotten but anything above 30 degrees is worth a damn. Walking was something I learned how to do many years ago, but I didn’t consider it as a hobby until many sunrises later. I would dream of one day getting to live in New York so I could take the longest walks of all time. Not that there’s more distance here, actually quite the opposite… But something about quickly switching neighborhoods on foot just feels so great.

2-9-20xx Staying consistent with my thoughts about the cold weather yesterday, but hey, it’s a little better today. No time for poetry today I guess. Shipping all these orders.

2-8-20xx To some degree, this cold is starting to wear me down some… It’s often around this point in the winter where you completely forget what it feels like to be outside in anything less than your biggest coat. And this one is much harsher, comparing it to recent memory. Maybe there have been worse, and it was so bad that I somewhat repressed just how miserable I was at the time. I’ve been playing Link’s Awakening, the DX version for GBC. It isn’t the original, but it’s pretty close, and with the exception of a couple extra things, it’s just a colorization of the GB game. It makes me want to adventure myself, but I’ve become such a wuss about the cold. What would Link do? He traverses caves and graveyards and dungeons, and sure he also gets to sit on the beach and sleep and dream, but… Oh, I suppose I’m dreaming myself some here, aren’t I?

2-7-20xx There’s chocolate on my keyboard! I think I got it there from this chocolate bar I put in my pocket the other day, it’s one of the nicer bars you can put in your pocket, it’s this company Tony’s and they really ain’t all that bad. I think I was typing away and eating some of that and one thing leads to another and you got chocolate smeared on the little speaker dots at the top of the keyboard where songs come out of. That’s my thoughts for today anyways! Getting more orders out this weekend, the plushes and hoodies took a little longer than I was hoping but they SHOULD be getting to you by the end of this week. It isn’t always like this. Normally when able to we ship orders next-day (or day-of, like if you order around 8 AM and I’m already going outside to get an apple from the store I’ll go ahead and try getting your order out). Not sure why the explanation… Just want to make it clear that it isn’t out of laziness. Shipping orders is truly a great joy… Hopefully having a gift arrive at your house is a similar joy, if not moreso. Thanks for always being patient anyways. e

2-6-20xx Does anyone have anything fun to do in Medicine Hat, Canada? I am wanting to go one day, and want to make sure there’s a good place to get a coffee and a hamburger. Possibly breakfast specialties and a skatepark. Not sure when will be the time to actually go, but it’s on my bucket list.

2-5-20xx I know I said I was running out of gas yesterday but sometimes a crappy night’s sleep is all you need for a bit of a recharge. They say 8 hours is proper, but someone often says to me that 8 isn’t good, and that the best amount is either 7 or 9. That’s purely anecdotal, but that’s the concept, that one of those odd numbers makes you feel best rested; 8 can make you feel more tired for some strange reason. I don’t get 8 that much, so I guess that’s why I feel somewhat recharged (I never get 9). I also guess being recharged doesn’t mean I have much more to say than I did the day before, now does it. Well isn’t that just great, I talked all these words about sleep and I have nothing else to say. The only thing worse would be if I started relaying my dreams to you, hah, wouldn’t that be a hoot!

2-4-20xx Running out of words for this thing and it’s only about 35 days into the new year. But the number 35 just aggravates me for some reason so I have to post tomorrow too so it can be day 36. Life this life has been pretty consistent. Life this year, I mean. But I like how that looks, life this life. Anywhomst. Things have been consistent, almost in a loop to a degree… The loop can feel negative, especially if you’re being negative, doing negative things. The best way to make the loop worthwhile is to do worthwhile things. Once in awhile you’ll find it feels not so great, but if you’re consistently doing good things in the loop, it will be fruitful. Today it all feels like a waste of time, just shits for the birds. But hey, it’s all calories in calories out. I don’t want to draw, I don’t want to see the sun, I don’t want to wash my hands. But if I do all that stuff every day I’ll keep feeling a little better every day. I doubt I’ll notice it every said day, but maybe day 37 or 38 I’ll be happier than day 2 or 4. I hope these words help you, because they aren’t doing that much for me… yet…

2-3-20xx New music finally coming out via SE records tomorrow. 300SkullsAndCounting. If you’re keeping up with this blog, don’t hesitate to send your music to us via email. Music is Life!

2-2-20xx What else can we talk about, the new cars of this economy, the price of bread going through the roof, music futures, outerspace flow, what would you like? I can type words as fast as I can think them, but it doesn’t mean it means anything. I wish I were one thing but wish in one hand, want in another… See which gets full first. Can’t remember where I heard that, but surely it wasn’t from a genie.

2-1-20xx Holy feck, and it’s still January!

1-31-20xx Another down. It’s nearing the end of the first month of the rest of my life. Tomorrow will be the beginning of the rest of it. Not to say that I’ve seen more sunsets then I could ever care to see, but… Oh, for goodness’es sake. I really don’t have much to say, but since you’re reading it, keep reading, for great justice. I rarely, very rarely, go a day without leaving the apartment, but today I accomplished it. I played some Link’s Awakening and watched skating vids on Youtube. Does life really get any better than that? There seems to be more days like this in the near future due to this crappy ass weather. Just temperature, really… It’s just no good for a guy to be out and about in this. Not to mention it’s in no way skate weather. But there’s time to do other things, too. How is the weather where you are? Are you able to film little skate clips or are you stuck inside drawing pictures of swords? And having visions of a brighter day, be it in the past, the future???

1-31-20xx Coffee is life. Dinner is the shit. Skateboarding is one of the best things one can do. Fingerboarding is key to unlocking a certain swag. Music is better than all. Walking is beyond your wildest comprehension good for you. Drinking water is just great, what can I say. These are my morning thoughts today, good morning…

1-30-20xx I’ll be dancing into the weekend, singing both of our names to the sound of the tin drum, to the sound of the computer shelf speakers, the weather won’t stop me this time, my heart can’t stop me this time. The weekend is my true love, I’ll dance all the way to Tuesday. Care to join?

1-29-20xx I’m one of those kinds of people who likes both Metallica and Eminem… And maybe a little bit of country, but none of the new crap, because it all just pretty much flat out sucks!

1-28-20xx New fingerboards will be online today, it’s been quite awhile since they’ve been available, since maybe like June/July of last year? They will only be available in 26MM and 27MM, super-popsicle style original tech deck steeze. The last couple years we have been getting our friends at Worm to press and shape our boards, but we have decided it would be cooler to do them in-house. There will be completes as well, using super-old tech deck trucks, modified for better turning. If you are reading this and would like to get a fingerboard (or complete!!!) send us an email! It can be about whatever. The first person to get to us today will get a discount code of 50% off. Heh, and ain’t that just great?

1-27-20xx Another month down. And holy damn, it’s still January! But just about to be not. About to go into that new month. The one of love, the one I love. No, I don’t even really like FebUary all that much, weather-wise. Navigating downtown NYC is a real bitch when there’s so much snowfall. The sidewalks are shoveled, certainly, but to a degree that you’re in a constant single file, everyone looks like fuckin’ Abbey Road! I like to walk around fast to music, much of the time without, but always with headphones. The cold I don’t necessarily mind, it’s just the speed I have to walk. The slowness, I try to test my patience with it but it isn’t so easy. And when you get home and you have to take off five to eight layers of clothing just to feel right! And you have to hang them up all on the same rack, and you swear it won’t all be able to stay up on the thing. But hey, it’s a small complaint. It’s also fun sitting at home and playing around a bit.

1-27-20xx I am still feeling joyous about the Tuesday that we are sharing together. My list below remains the same.

1-27-20xx Oh what joy, Tuesday morning! Isn’t that just great. I used to mind it a bit more but now it’s the perfect second day of the business week. I’ve been wanting to make a list of days from best to worst but it seems to change week to week. Thursday always stays around the top, often more than Fridays. Actually screw it let’s just get into it for a sec, not sure if we will come up with the definitive list here but like I said Tuesday morning is lovely. I think Sunday is generally my least favorite. People, and this is debatable, but people seem to be grouchier on Sundays. I think because it signifies the end of a great thing: The Weekend. That makes sense. It probably comes from childhood and school and the like. School is terrible, and still is today, surely. A worker in an office probably feels similar to his job, even if he likes his or her job, because of childhood and thinking school is complete shit. Sunday is #7 for sure. Next I would probably place Monday, because of course it is! Many would put this at the worst, and to be honest I quite like it. Many Sunday nights I’m recharged to take on the week via Monday, and I find it hard to sleep thinking about all the chores I may do. I should warn you that I like 6 out of 7 of the days for certain, so even being the sixth worst of the week is still pretty decent. #5 I’m gonna go ahead and give to Wednesday, it’s a decent middle of the week, it’s humpday, it’s exciting. Ok, the first half of Wednesday is worse because you’re less than half way through the week, but if we’re talking about Wednesday evening, it’s pretty electric. #4 is going to be Tuesday, which will be on most people’s list behind Wednesday, and it is so high up due to a personal bias: This is the a great day to see a movie at Regal Cinemas because it’s only 8 dollars per film. Again, bias, so it’s a bit wild. I hesitate to put Thursday at #3, but seeing what comes up next makes it obvious. I really love Thursdays though. There is an energy in the air. You can feel it Wednesday night, and it really has a kinetic thing to it by the time Thursday touches down. Thursday night is just….!!! Something else. #2 is Saturday because of course it is. The people will debate this for years to come, cause is it the best day or the second best? For my money, it’s 2. It’s the weekend, it’s the best! You can really do your chores and your passions in one fell swoop. I can’t even believe that. Yes, though, FRIDAY is the ultimate day. The mix of the relaxed nature of Saturday with the electric energy of the Thursday that comes before it, it’s just ridiculously lovely. Well anyways, today is Tuesday. What should I see in theaters tonight?

1-26-20xx I woke up at 9AM today. Shocked. It really is wild how often I wake up within the 3-minute range of 8:30 AM. I suppose the snow had me whispy or relaxed or something.

1-26-20xx The wonder of the great snowstorm is over and now we must sit inside of the parenthesis of consequence. If thunder is the Gods bowling a strike, what the hell is 8 inches of snow? It’s OK though. More time for me to read twenty-five percent of a book. Make an egg salad and the like. Draw you the greatest picture you’ve ever seen. But a Jedi knows not these things… Never gave a damn about no damn Jedi though. Not at summer camp, not now.

1-26-20xx I would never save over one of your save slots, not if it’s a rental, not if you have a duplicate on a memory card. I have much too much love. I don’t care if you haven’t picked it up in three years, AAA. I will never overwrite those memories for you.

1-25-20xx SNOW DAY TIME!!! It’s time to sit in the house and watch Final Fantasy X videos. Organize my keychain collection. Write you a letter that you didn’t ask for. Write you thoughts you knew I already thought. And hell, why not? The cold warms us, separately and together. I swear I’m no poet, I’m simply full of shit and intrusion. And what’s the differentiation anyways? We could watch three movies back to back to back, but I wouldn’t call us buffs or anything. I wouldn’t even singularly describe any of us as buff. But you’re much stronger than me… And aye! That’s what I love about us. These snowy days really do get me so happy in such a funny way.

1-24-20xx Everything teleports me back to a place I can’t describe. I’m in a constant tornado of places I can’t describe, and I write words that circle a drain into the same place I can’t describe. What am I even talking about now? A distant kind of memory that I struggle to articulate. I need a thesarus for any word at this point, even the word word. Not to mention I didn’t even spell thesarus right, here or even then. I may spend the last dry day to listen to the Beatles, and maybe a few extra minutes trying to find the right word to describe just about anything.

1-23-20xx I urge all thinking that it’s a good idea to try the Eat Tide Pod Challenge: Please don’t do it.

1-22-20xx I rarely hear anyone saying that they are “setting the stage” for an actual stage… Maybe I don’t know enough theatrical types and the like. I wouldn’t mind getting to know a few, although I hear they can be a bit good at being honest. But then some people think actors are actually good at lying…? So which is it, which group is the fibbers? Again, I don’t know, I know a few types, the nailbiting kind, but… I don’t know. I really don’t think about actors that much, unless I see William Peterson in a movie, and I normally just think, Oh, that’s William Peterson. He seems like an honest type though.

1-21-20xx Another short day… The sun gets bored so early now a days… In a way I really don’t mind, but… After all these years I have become accustomed to the sun, it seems, and… Some evenings come 7 or so I feel as if I miss him… But he will return again, soon… He’s here, and now, however… Maybe I should step foot out of this cell and get some light, that’s what all the docs and profs tell you to do. I wonder if they tell the sun to go out and see people.

1-20-20xx Of course there’s no real reason to be running this blog. Yes, imagine being the odd duck who takes their time to read this, but imagine being the bumbling MF who actually writes it!!! No, I mean well, come on… No need for harshness. If you would like to submit a poem or a sentence or a rant or a missed connections of sorts you can always send an email to e@sex-emo.com because sometimes there is nothing to be said. Most of the time there is nothing to be said, but with words you make with them what thou will, is what I always say.

1-19-20xx Just a random thank-you blog to all the people who check the site, follow the Instagram, like the pics, listen to the music, borrow a sexemo shirt from a boyfriend, anything like that. We want to keep the company underground, because that’s the shit that’s the best. Underground shit. We don’t do pointless collabs. We don’t send shit to pointless people. We have no intention of carrying sexemo in places that we don’t believe in. The only place you can purchase the stuff is from our online webstore and a few select places in NYC. And at the time of this posting, it isn’t available in any of those IRL stores, so your best bet is here on sex-emo.com. We probably leave a bit of $ on the table by not carrying our shit in some bullshit like CCS, by not having monthly pop-ups, stuff like that. And aye, so what?

1-18-20xx This is an incredibly easy thought to think. Meet me at the Bomb-Omb Battlefield for some serious excitement.

1-17-20xx There’s nothing I can’t do right-side-up, even on a day like today, a Saturday, where the snow falls, but transparensizes before it hits the concrete. Snow doesn’t exist here like it does where I’m from, where I’m used to. But I’ve been here long enough to where I’m used to it here, too. Counting the days until there’s a solid chance that it won’t be so bitter out, but I don’t even mind the bitter… I’ve just found that there’s a certain charm in looking towards new things that I’ve witnessed year in year out. The warmth isn’t going to change the world in my world. God I can be such a whiner, can’t I? Remember when I mentioned Austin Powers?

1-16-20xx Enough of the funny business. Do I look like Austin Powers do you? Take it seriously, for once. Turn the switch off. I can, I think. Maybe it isn’t my place to say. I have jokes for days, enough to fill a knuckle full of weeks… I’m so serious, that’s how I see it anyways. Yet here you laugh? I’m no stand-up, though. Save some of those smiles for the photos, please.

1-15-20xx I’m so full of thoughts. Apparently that doesn’t make me thoughtful. That would mean I were courteous, or perhaps generous. When I’m full of thoughts I may be inquisitive, curious… I want to be thoughtful, dammit. Perhaps thoughtfull will be the new word of 20xx. Can we make this happen, people?!

1-15-20xx For my money, my money is on you… I can bet donuts to dollars that you’ll be back where I want you and when, but I’ve never been one to gamble… And I don’t think it’s a good idea at all and I don’t think it’s good… And I think all these companies and apps… Anyways, I would give myself this one chance to do it, I’d risk it all for… What now??? Is it worth a damn bent dime? No, I have no idea what the hell I’m talking about. It’s Thursday, all!

1-14-20xx The winner for yesterday’s Send An E-Mail blog contest has been decided. You have been sent an e-mail. Thank you. In other news… What other news…? There’s no good news. Which means there’s no… News… No, there’s always news here or there. Today is the celebration of it being exactly one month until Valentine’s Day. I want nothing else than to be eating a thick thickburger with cheese somewhere in Manhattan. It may make me poor and needy to give the cook my money, but man needs to make a sacrifice such as this every once in awhile. Do you guys have plans for Valentine’s Day? We will be making some products for it, including Valentine’s Day cards. God I need that hamburger and I need it now. Oh baby what I would do to speed up time so I could have it now… And to chase it with an array of chocolates that have caramel and that strawberry cream stuff that’s in some of them… I just love Love, what can I say… It’s so… loving… <3

1-13-20xx Unlike the other versions, this blog is a bit more usable to some degree. It moves a little more quickly, I think. If you’d like to see something new on this site, send an email over. The blog and pic area will be updated daily, as far as my mind can figure out how to navigate that. Anyways… Not much else to say at the moment. New hoodies will be available on the store tomorrow, so that is cool. As far as the time, I don’t know. Every Wednesday we will release something. Last week was a t-shirt and a lanyard, this week is a hoodie, next week will be a random tshirt, and the next will be fingerboards. Fortunately nobody is reading this so nobody will know that. I could probably spend some more time advertising these things on IG, building some kind of hype, marketing, but… I hate to feel annoying about that kind of thing. Instagram is more for pictures and videos. This website is also intended for that. It’s cool that anybody would be checking this site. Having a site that is regularly updated feels like a relic… There isn’t much gratification from it, but at one point in time it was a kind of currency. So how about this? If you read this and you’re interesting in purchasing a hoodie tomorrow, send us an email telling us about your day. The first person will get a discount code for 50% off tomorrow’s hoodie release. It could be a fun thing to do???

1-12-20xx Starting the week off by starting the week off… Not that there is always something to say but I want to make it certain that bare minimum something can be said. Right? It doesn’t mean you have to listen. Anywhomst. It’s the day to drink coffee and be stealthy. Like Solid Snake when he crawls around in a cardboard box. What are you up to today? Sitting in the other room, answering questions on your computer? Sitting in your PJ’s??? I am, and I am not, for better or for worse. Mentally I am going through all of these things on my list, but the list keeps recharging every day. It’s a daily fight against the list. It may not be your cup of tea to have a list, maybe you don’t have time to make one. I always have time for a good list. May make a list tomorrow if I have some time. Worst haunted houses? Best GBA games to play specifically on a GB Micro? Who knows. For a lot of people this would be nothing. It’s a year for everybody though.

1-12-20xx In as much as… If somebody starts a sentence like that, that is a FUCK YOU to YOU. It’s just a confusing stray of words.

1-11-20xx My internal alarm gets me up at the same time every day. I haven’t needed a song on my phone to wake me up in years. I’m not bragging, it is what it is. It’s good because I feel like waking up to the same tune every day can really ruin the tune for you. Like I never want to hear the Apple iPhone theme ever again, cause I’ve heard it so much. Fortunately I have that internal alarm that I was talking about earlier.

1-10-20xx :)-/—< :)-\—< DO A LITTLE DANCE FOR THE WEEKEND!!!!!!!!

1-9-20xx It’s time for the weekend, straight up. I don’t want to write about shit cause I want to get right to the weekend. The end. But wait, it’s not the end! It’s never the end, not like I see it. Fuck that. It’s another gorgeous NYC winter day. If it’s nice here it’s probably doubly nice everywhere else, yeah? Maybe you live in Tulsa or Medicine Hat, I’m sure it’s 60 degrees there, perfect day to hit a pivot to fakie. Work first, though. Or class… Make the grade, take your time, go on a pointless run. What is going on for your weekend?

1-8-20xx Thursday it is. It’s a PERFECT winter day here in NYC. I mean, perhaps to be perfect would indicate a beautiful snowfall on Christmas Eve, or something. But for my money, it’s always those days in January and Feb when it’s like 50 degrees and the sunlight feels perfect on the skin of your hoodie. I’m doing laundry at the laundromat, which is a staple here. I have decided that while the laundry sits in the dryer, I am going to go to the skatepark and do 30-60 pivot fakies. I’ve been working on the new SexEmo 27mm fingerboards that are slated for the end of the month as well. It’s a ton of work but I’ve been crafting boards for a couple years now and I feel like I’m finally confident enough to do them myself. They will only be 27mm because that’s the only size I ride. OK, along with the pivot-to-fakies, I will also do a feel rock-hangup-to-fakies. Those are the two best tricks to do on a ramp. This is the fun part about living in NYC though, trying to fit in and distribute the fun with the struggle. Not that doing laundry is a struggle, but it sure as hell isn’t fun. But it’s like that… Skate in between laundry, take a walk while you get on the phone with somebody you would rather not be on the phone with, go eat chicken while sending out e-mails, things like that. It’s like that anywhere, true. But NYC has buildings!!!!!!!!

1-7-20xx Do a little jig or whataveyou for Wednesday. Thank you for ordering on the sex-emo.com store. As of January 2026 (now) all items that are up will be up for the rest of the year… Once it’s sold out though, it’s sold out… We will have new items (or item) every week. Why am I telling you this? Because I have no life, so it seems… It’s quite a nice day out today in New York City. I need to buy new wheels for my board. All I want to do in January is piss my time away doing pivot fakies. Do you have this trick? It’s a good one to work on in preparation for the summer time. If you can do these, send a message or a photo of one.

1-6-20xx I will watch gameplay of Harvest Moon but I may not be the one to play it. What does that say about me? About you? About farming? That’s what today is like. There are tasks that don’t involve carrying around chicken or sleeping, but there could be a variant of one of the former. Sleeping comes later though. Being lovingly… Now that’s all part of the process. I could use being more lovingly.

1-5-20xx Ah, the first Monday of the year… That little dude Garfield would be pissed, if he were still with us today… Nah, maybe he’s still around actually. I’m just spending my day messing around a bit. There will be a couple new things on the store this Wednesday, a new t-shirt and a lanyard for the real heads. If you want to see some of the new stuff coming out, check the Pics tab on the homepage to see more, that’s where all the new pics have been going. I want to get some more stuff put on this site, so if you have any cool pics like drawings or pics of sexemo clothing or anything, send it to the email. It’s the dead of winter here in NYC. I rank the winter somewhere in between the best and worst seasons of NYC. I like all of them for different reasons, but I find I get nostalgic for the winter before, it’s stupid. Like right now I’m thinking about how cool January of 2025 was, lol, when it was really a bunch of nothing! But it’s most often a bunch of nothing. I mean for godssake! But it’s also really nice. It gives me more time to watch people playing Harvest Moon on the TV, or to read a brand new magazine. How will you spend this Monday? Listening to rock or rap? Doing fuck all even less than that??? Not on my watch, I’d say.

1-4-20xx Don’t get Snoopy with me, do your little dance but don’t get too Snoopy with me now… Just get a little Snoopy… Point your nose in the air and do the little dance. OK fine, get Snoopy with me, then.

1-4-20xx FCUK every body

1-3-20xx Time to listen to Pierce The Veil bitchs…

1-3-20xx I’m already getting my life ready for Valentine’s Day. I’m not often one to celebrate, but love is a mysterious fig, as one Paul Rudd said. The main problem is I don’t own a pink shirt. Perhaps that can be on my to-do list. That you and chocolate……. What’s better than that? Paul Rudd the optimist. Funny guy, too.

1-3-20xx Day three of the last of my life. I woke up, I' got dressed, what more do you want? I will probably make a egg. What the hell are you doing so great with your life? Two eggs, three? No, I’m joyous today. I may hit the town and listen to video games. I may not? Doesn’t matter so. It’s under 30 degrees in NYC which is the official Cold/Not Cold Over/Under. So, Cold, it is. It isn’t extremely painful for me. But it also ain’t it chief…! I’m still so happy from opening presents on Christmas. I love having things that you can keep enjoying after it’s initial excitement. I am drinking a cup of Joe from a new mug, and it reminds me of Christmas. One of the best holidays, by far. I also love Halloween, although I haven’t celebrated in years. But this year I’m going to really make it happen. I want to make really exciting things for sex-emo.com for Halloween and if you have any cool ideas for it hit my line, the sooner the better. Also love St. Patrick’s Day, again never celebrated officially but I love kelly green and I love when the weather is above the /Not Cold line. I have serious holidays on the mind, I guess. I really want to celebrate more this year if possible.

1-2-20xx Good afternoon to all the text readers out there. It’s cold as a dickhead out here in the big city. I cherish these days, but you won’t find me not wishing for warmth, either. What a sentence! The weekend is almost under way… It’s time to celebrate and dance till we learn a new dance. Even in a life like mine I love the weekend. Sitting on the couch, watching gameplay footage of Scribblenauts, things like that, does it get any better? Hopefully the first weekend of the year brings you great joy. Do you have any crazy weekend plans?

1-1-20xx Ramblings of a motha fuckin dumb fucka… And that, my friends, on the first day of the year…! Resolutions, I have some… But who’s counting? Imagine all the failures I’m saving for the end of the year. No, I’m just being pessimistic. Maybe I’ll put on Stranger Things, maybe I’ll write a new song. Maybe I’ll log off for a second and clean myself. Maybe my hair won’t even have time to dry. The lighting here is different, the LED’s certainly won’t warm me up. Perhaps I’ll put on my best sweater vest I never had. There’s 364.5 days left, better make due/do while there’s time. But there’s always at least a hundred people trying to do the same. I can’t see myself waiting in those lines anymore though. Send your resolutions my way. e@sex-emo.com

12-31-20xx The last day of the beginning of the end of our lives….??? Can you believe it? I have little to say, it needs not repeating… Yet it’s most of what I repeat anyways. Anyways! We keep calm and carry on. What are you guys thinking you want to be for New Year’s Eve? I’m going to dress up as a Dracula :)

12-30-20xx Not always a bunch of stuff happening at all times, sometimes though everything is happening at once.

12-30-20xx New stuff coming all year long, next year, the year of 20xx, if you can believe it or not. Really happy with the slight revamp of the website thus far, it’s a pain to try getting it how I want but I’ve never been a website or webpage designer of any sort. It’s not fun for most people to look at sites at all based on my studies (I like them!) but it’s happy to know there are a few out there. If you like the blog, send an email to e@sex-emo.com

12-30-20xx Thanks for anyone looking into this blog, it means a lot, or somewhat a lot.

12-29-20xx Staring anew…Old blog was a pain in the ass to update, and surely this one will be too.